hockey – it’s so predictable
WOMENS OLYMPIC HOCKEY PRIMER – TIPS ON HOW TO WIN GOLD
| What to do | Odds of success | Math odds |
| Pretend you’re losing until three minutes from the end | 1:93 | .010 |
| Wait until it’s hopeless and pull your goalie | 1:51 | .019 |
| Let the other team shoot the puck at your open net and hope they miss | 1:458 | .002 |
| Tie the score with one minute left | 1:54 | .018 |
| Take a cheap penalty to ensure you lose | 1:29 | .034 |
| Hope the opponent gets a penalty | 1:37 | .027 |
| When they do, get a breakaway and fall down | 1:24 | .041 |
| Hope the opponent gets another penalty | 1:16 | .062 |
| Only now do you score on the ensuing penalty | 1:57 | .017 |
| Combined odds of winning | 2.75 quadrillion to 1 |
Yet, like life itself, sometimes the improbable does occur!
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