Hello there. This is the Captain speaking. We are on a voyage through space, leading to more space, surrounded by space, until the end of this universe, which is possibly connected to another one. So please keep your seat belt fastened, if only loosely. Also refrain from texting while driving, eating and testifying in court. Dinner will be served now and again, but sometimes not. Refreshments will be available in a few minutes when the ship reaches the planet Neptune. There are washrooms here and there, but some of them are occupied by persons who take too much time to do whatever they are doing in there. This cannot be helped, please refrain from kicking the doors. If the view out the portholes isn’t fascinating enough, there are old magazines in the seat pockets in front of you. The flight will take some time, and you cannot request a whistle stop unless you have already booked it when you purchased your ticket. Due to budget cutbacks the transporters are offline on this vessel. There is no way out, so relax and enjoy the ride. It may take some time….