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When America was Great!

I found this postcard today at my local St Vincent de Paul thrift store. I thought it had to be unique, until I did a net search, when to my surprise I discovered that it is well known in the postcard collector world. In fact, you can get one on eBay for $10 plus shipping. Why anyone would pay more than 25 cents for it beats me, but it was worth that for the amusement. Anyhow, this guy is referred to as Earl, and alternately as Ray, take your pick. Earl-Ray appears to be a pretty standard white Anglo-Saxon (Protestant) American 1960’s era motel manager, complete with crew cut, white shirt, black leather belt, and skinny tie. Elvis could have slept here, but he didn’t, or they would have made note of it on the postcard!

My search turned up several more gems with Earl-Ray in his motel. Observe how each room shown has different coloured floor tiles. No boring grey carpets here!

Here’s Earl-Ray pointing out that they have two beds. “This bed is for the kids,” he says.

“We have phones and phone books in every room,” says Earl-Ray. “You can call your wife, or whoever you damned well feel like. No one will tell on you out here on the outskirts of Indianapolis.”

Check out the tiled walls. They could wash that room down with a hose in five minutes! My parents had that exact TV in the basement, on that same stand! One knob for on-off and volume, and a big clicking dial to switch the channels, all 3 of them. Note that there is a fan in every room as well, for those nights when it’s 95 degrees and you have to sleep on top of the sheets naked. I had to do that once in California. The sole difference being that we had an AC unit, which took about 4 hours to cool the room down from near oven heat. Ah the good old days! Canadian money was worth 98 cents US! Merchants took it at par. Now that was great. Bring that back! Canadians will start going south again, even if we get fingerprinted and orifice inspected… uh, maybe not yet!

Sadly, the Del-Ray is no more, but I found out that it was redeveloped as the Catalina. They merely switched from one Spanish sounding name to another! And I bet they still have a phone in every room. Or maybe it’s a condo.

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Them’s the Rules, Y’all…

Drop that ball or we’ll shoot!

They pay these guys millions of dollars to read the rule book and figure out how to cheat!

What will he tell his mother?

“I tried to get the ball out Mom, but it was stuck so tight I had to use my crowbar.”

“That’s alright, son, the important thing is you tried your best. Where did you get that crowbar? I didn’t see it.”

“Oh, it’s a small pocket size crowbar, Mom. We always carry one in our pants, in case a ball gets stuck in the stands.”

“I thought you just picked the ball up, son? Are you telling me the truth?”

“I told a lie, Mom. Am I going to hell?”

“Not yet, Son, but one day you will.”

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A Pocket Puzzle

I found this old Waltham pocket watch last week, at a thrift shop of course, and for the price they wanted I had to buy it. It’s a model 1883, Grade 1, 7 jewels, made in 1892. My grandfather left me his old Waltham pocket watch, which still works well almost 45 years after I got it, and it was an antique then. That one is not as old as this one, however.

Knowing how well made these are, I gave it a few winds and it started to tick, so I figured that there was an even chance it would keep running. It ran for a few days on one winding, but there was one problem – I couldn’t pull out the stem to set the hands like I could with my Grandfather’s Waltham. I tried and tried to no avail. I even undid the tiny screw that held the stem in the movement and extracted the stem. No luck. I watched videos about overhauling these things, but nobody showed me how to set the time. Despite having overhauled a few wrist watches, I didn’t feel like ruining this one, so I just kept it around and carried in my pocket. I went into an antique coin dealer’s shop yesterday and a grumpy old coot looked at me like I was some sort of robber.

Hi, I said, I guess you must have seen a lot of pocket watches.

Yes, he said, do you have one?

I had it in my pocket but I was loath to show it to him, sensing that he wasn’t going to give me a fair deal, or even help me out. He was hoping I was one of those suckers who would sell him a valuable item cheap! At least, that was my gut feeling.

Who fixes these things? I asked.

Nobody, he replied. They’re not usually worth fixing.

I left and part of me agreed with him, but I still thought he was a liar, because I know of several watch repair people in town, and he didn’t mention any of them, which confirmed my suspicion that he didn’t want me to repair a watch, but wanted to get his hands on one so he could fix it and sell it.

I returned to the internet and once again asked the AI to identify the watch, which it did. This time however, I noticed that in the information it mentioned the fact that many of these were lever set.

Ok, I thought, lever set can’t be the same as pulling out the stem now can it?

Next, I asked how to set the time with the lever and very quickly got a response that led me to the solution. Further examination of the front rim of the bezel revealed a tiny bit of steel. Well, maybe that’s the lever? I put my fingernail into the crack behind it and pulled it out! Egad, I found the secret! I set the time and the watch is now running, and right on time too.

The setting lever is on the rim of the bezel at 5 o’clock.
Grade 1, but not “Railroad” Grade. Do I care? I don’t take trains!
Beautiful engraving, and this is the back side!
Double back covers!

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Guitar #41

I recently built a guitar after two and a half years off. A friend gave me a lovely piece of bear-claw spruce, which I took down from the shelf one day in June and joined together just for something to do. Then I planed it down and sanded it to rough thickness. By this time I realized that I was going to build another guitar, but I didn’t know what it would be. So I went around and looked at guitars in the local music store and decided to make something that looked like my previous big body guitars! These were both copies of the Taylor Grand Auditorium model, but when I delved into this a bit more I discovered that those were very close to the little know Martin models known as J40 and M36. The main difference being the body depth. So I settled on something shaped like a Martin M36, which has a 4″ deep body, but with V bracing like Taylor uses, and which I have been using for the last few guitars too.

It took me 2 months to build, working slowly and steadily. I have been experimenting with this V bracing and this time I settled on my own version that omits the waist brace. I had already tried this on a guitar or two that I rebuilt, so I was confident that it would work. Basically I simplified the already simple V brace concept by making the 2 main braces one long piece from end to end. Unlike Taylors, this idea needs no waist brace. Despite how great the guitars I made with the waist brace design were, I still figured that the waist didn’t really need that brace if the main braces didn’t get thinner there. So I left off that waist brace and kept the main braces high at that area.

In the spirit of being different again, I braced the back with an X brace, which is the commonest form of soundboard bracing. But heck, it looks good and works great for backs too!

In conclusion, it’s a fine guitar and it has a great sound. I can’t say it’s better than the ones I built with the waist brace, but time will tell how it sounds in the long run. So far, so good – great response from low to high, and very loud. It was an interesting project to build something out of the ordinary. After all, why be ordinary?

If you are interested in reading the whole process, here is my diary of the build, from original hand written notes.

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Gimme an Aspirin

This old box of Alka-Seltzer has been in the medicine cabinet for years. Every so often, if I have a pain in the belly, I drop one tablet into a glass of water, wait for the fizzing to stop, and then drink it down. It has always worked great. Recently, I used the 2nd to last tablet, so I went to the drugstore to buy another box. To my dismay, they no longer had the Alka-Seltzer of yore, but only a new and less effective version! Now that is progress. No more taking this for a headache. But wait, wasn’t Headache the first thing that Alka-Seltzer was listed as treating? Not anymore.

Acetylsalicylic acid is missing! I asked the pharmacist what was going on, and all he could say was that “they removed the aspirin”. No kidding! That’s what I said! So I looked it up, and it seems that they still make it with aspirin, but apparently, not here. Maybe where you are, if you’re lucky. This pill has been sold for nearly 100 years, so why did they have to change it? I can’t take anymore change, I’m too damned old to cope! But, there is a solution – here it is:

No medical advice intended, use at own risk!!! What they now call “extra strength” is the same dose that was in the old pill. Regular now has less stuff in it. Does the conniving ever cease? Is the term “false advertising” not a tautology? Yes, well …. Caveat Emptor!

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What If Commodore Had Won Out?

1960’s Commodore 650 “Educator” typewriter model

I recently picked up this typewriter, which was sold by Commodore. It was actually made by the Czechoslovak typewriter manufacturer Zbrojovka Brno NP. It was supposedly assembled in Canada, or was that Jamaica? We may never know the answer! History keeps many secrets.

The shell is embossed MADE IN CANADA – but:
The rear frame says Made in Jamaica W.I.

Commodore Business Machines was founded long before the days of the personal computer. Polish immigrant and Holocaust survivor Jack Tramiel moved to the USA and bought a typewriter repair shop in NY city after WWII. Then he began importing typewriters from Czechoslovakia, and assembling them in Toronto, due to restrictive American import laws to do with Commies. Whatever next? Tariffs on Democracies!

Tramiel turned Commodore into a billion dollar computer enterprise, then eventually left the company in a dispute with the guy who had taken control when they had run into financial problems. In the interim, Commodore invented one of the first micro computers, the PET, and then followed with the VIC-20, which sold over one million units long before Apple was a force to be reckoned with. Commodore went on to build a number of successor models like the C-64 that might well have conquered the world and prevented Apple Computer from becoming what it is today. Who knows what really happened? But Commodore ran into trouble, and went bust. Meanwhile Tramiel founded Atari! Where did that go?

A few wrong turns and some bad luck is all that stood between a world full of Commodore computers and the omnipresent iPhone. Commodore even had their own microchip production facility! Apple had to purchase chips from outside sources.

Well, sometimes little things like timing and one bad decision can make the difference between failure and world domination. Sic hodierna historiae lectio finitur.

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Camera Nostalgia

1950’s Argus C4 35mm rangefinder camera

I picked this old camera up at a Sally Ann today for $12; only $2 more than the same thing cost me in 1968. The Argus C-4 was my first 35mm camera, and I bought it from my Dad for $10 when we went on a cross Canada train trip from Montreal to Vancouver. Those were the days when trains ran across Canada for the purpose of taking passengers to destinations. Nowadays this same train runs for the sole purpose of luxury sight-seeing at a ridiculous cost! I was fortunate to have had the experience in the days when it was “affordable”. I’m sure it was expensive, but not like a cruise on the QEII.

These days, nothing is affordable, by most definitions. But a classic camera for $12 was irresistible, especially since it was in working order. I used the Argus for a year or two before my mother bought me a far better camera as a present with her inheritance from my Grandpa, a Minolta SRT101. Like the Argus, I eventually sold that, but not until I had used it for 25 years and worn it out. Years later I acquired another SRT101 as a nostalgic replacement for the original, and it still takes great pictures. Film costs are high however, so I don’t indulge very often.

1968 Canadian family on vacation (me with Argus C-4 camera)

That’s me, here in Victoria BC on holiday with my Mom and sister, about to take a photograph with the Argus C-4. One had to be careful to set the shutter speed and aperture correctly as everything was done manually. I soon learned how to take pictures. It was expensive to use film, and one didn’t take ten shots to ensure that one was good. One shot had to suffice. Everyone on the planet now has a far better camera in their pocket, but most of them have no clue about the underlying function or science or what “exposure” means, etc, so they take dozens of pictures when one would do.

That said, there are many skilled photographers, and lots of them use phones to take great pictures. But we lost something along the way, and hence my nostalgia for the old camera. This camera was a treasure in its day, and it still feels like a treasure now, looking at it and taking empty photos, using the split image rangefinder, winding the shutter and pressing the release button, not only hearing the shutter but feeling it snap open and closed. These tactile sensations have been lost with the miracle of digital tech, which now produces a fake shutter sound when one “snaps” a photo with a phone.

One more observation; this was made in USA. I bought it anyways. Canadians and Americans should be friends! It has been said that this camera was the poor man’s Leica, even though it sold for $90, a good sum of money in the 1950’s by any measure. So at $12 today it’s a heck of a bargain.

An old camera has similarities to old typewriters; they both rely only on mechanical parts, and they seem to appeal to people who appreciate their aesthetic qualities, despite the fact that these old machines are obsolete technically and in general are either impossible to get repaired, or else very expensive to maintain, if a repairman can even be found. The old sleeping cars have gone away too, and only a few remain. How great would it be to go on a trip on a train with a portable typewriter and an old rangefinder camera loaded with film. One could write a book, and fill it with photos!

Me with the Argus in my hand, Mom and Sis, in front of the train
top view of the Argus C-4

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So Long to “The Bay”

The local “Bay” store is in liquidation

After 350 years as a corporation, the Hudson Bay Company is dead. They raced to the bottom with their goods becoming worse by the year, until they were as cheaply made as goods from Walmart; but Wally World endures, basically a Chinese Factory Outlet. Far be it for me to explain how the economy works, when the “leader of the free world” has no clue! All I can do is write a song about it.

Polar bear hunting on the ice of Hudson Bay (photo B. Inaglory)

The Hudson Bay Company began in 1670 after Sieur des Grosselliers convinced Prince Rupert of England that he could get rich by trading into Hudson Bay and the great hinterland of the Canadian Shield, which was rich beyond dreams with fur bearing creatures just waiting to be skinned and made into hats.

For more history about the historic voyage of the ship Nonsuch in 1668, check out this site: https://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/nonsuch

Better yet, watch this amazing film about building a replica of the Nonsuch, in England, in 1968 for the 300th anniversary of the founding of the company.

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One Hundred Years Ago

In March 1925, one hundred years ago this month, the Victoria Cougars hockey team won the Stanley Cup, beating the Montreal Canadiens in 4 games. I wrote a song about that, and made a video to go with it. Link is at the bottom, but please read on before viewing!

Hockey is, of course, the national sport of Canada and we love it so much that what happened a century ago is still important to us. I expect that has a lot to do with the fact that hockey is not only the fastest game, but also the roughest and hardest to master – requiring one to know how to skate and handle a puck at the end of a long stick, while moving on ice at high speed, and avoiding being clobbered by others moving equally fast.

Typical Canadian winter day

So we have a natural advantage here, winter, that provides us with ample opportunity to learn how to skate as children playing outside on ice will do. Victoria doesn’t have winter anymore, at least with outdoor ice, but we still have lots of arenas and skaters. One hundred years ago the climate was colder here, and even the west coast had frozen lakes and ponds. The first indoor artificial ice arena in the world was built right here in Victoria BC! The song tells the story of the battle for the Stanley Cup, which was epic even then.

The Stanley Cup is the oldest sports trophy in the world, and was donated by Lord Stanley, Governor General of Canada. Now it belongs to the NHL, not by law but by dint of the fact that possession is ownership, or as they say, 9 tenths of the law. But the Cup will be returning here to Victoria soon, to celebrate the historic victory of the Cougars a century ago, before the Cup became the sole property of the NHL.

1993 Montreal Canadiens – last team from Canada to win the Stanley Cup

Of course the fact that the Cup has not been won by a Canadian based team since the Montreal Canadiens last won it a generation ago remains a sore point for Canadians, since we all consider the Cup to be our national property. Thus we remember when two great Canadian teams battled for it long ago.

Howie Morenz – the first hockey star

A word about one of the players, Howie Morenz, the first “star” of pro hockey, in the day before stardom was as degenerated as it is now. He was known as the Stratford Streak, the fastest, highest scorer of his day. He inspired two pro teams in fact, the Boston Bruins and the New York Rangers, after their respective founders saw him in action and decided that they would bring pro hockey to their own cities. Morenz is today considered the 15th greatest player of all time. Quite the accolade!

In truth, the main interest I have in Morenz is the fact that my father, born in Montreal March 18, 1918, exactly 107 years ago today, caddied for Howie Morenz at a golf course one day as a teenager. So my Dad met the great Morenz, making me only 2 degrees removed from greatness…

And now, hockey fans, here is the soon-to-be-greatest hockey song of all time, “One Hundred Years Tonight”.

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New York Weekend

Last year I wrote this song for my son who was going off to New York on business. His business took him to the Trump Tower on Wall Street, although he said the office there was small and mostly used for the prestige. He didn’t mention the heavily armed guards at the doors. Is that for show, I wonder? Recent events led me to record the song properly, and somehow it seemed to say a lot about how Canadians are feeling, although I never intended it that way. Was I prescient? Well, I never thought they would elect you know who twice! To all my American friends – Canada will endure this, as you will. Don’t despair, it could get worse, and you’ll always have Putin on your side if we invade!

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