They pay these guys millions of dollars to read the rule book and figure out how to cheat!
What will he tell his mother?
“I tried to get the ball out Mom, but it was stuck so tight I had to use my crowbar.”
“That’s alright, son, the important thing is you tried your best. Where did you get that crowbar? I didn’t see it.”
“Oh, it’s a small pocket size crowbar, Mom. We always carry one in our pants, in case a ball gets stuck in the stands.”
“I thought you just picked the ball up, son? Are you telling me the truth?”
“I told a lie, Mom. Am I going to hell?”
“Not yet, Son, but one day you will.”
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