Alternative Photography Class

When photography gets too easy it becomes boring. So here I present some recent photos I developed at home, taken with an ancient Speed Graphic with a 120 roll film back, through a Zeiss Tessar lens. Unfortunately, I left the film in the camera for 3 years before I shot the last 3 frames, so it didn’t survive the various light leaks. But a few shots were interesting enough to scan and crop and tidy up. The film is HP5+, and the developer is Caffenol delta standard, a simple mixture of washing soda, vitamin c tablets and cheapo instant coffee. One warning, always filter the solution after mixing it up, or else be prepared for white spots on the negatives due to the presence of tiny bits of vitamin c tablets!

Below are a two photos from a recent musical event, taken with a 1952 Leica iiif on 35mm HP5+ film, and developed in the same Caffenol. The lens is a Summar 50mm from 1935 or so, and it still kicks! When you hold an old Leica in your hands you understand why they were the gold standard for decades.

Last, some digital photos with a difference; shot with a pinhole “lens” on my defective Pentax K50 that still works in manual mode. I was able to shoot outdoors handheld at speeds around 1/20th and ISO of around 12500 to 25000.

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Restoring the Monarchy (Royal 1)

1912 Royal model 1

I found this ancient Royal 1 that was in terrible shape cosmetically, but upon inspection I wagered that it was fixable, so I bought it. Liberal applications of Deep Creep penetrating oil helped free up many sticking parts, along with some elbow grease and a wire wheel on my Dremel to remove the surface rust. There were two broken parts; the advance lever linkage and the “ear” of the yoke that limits the travel of same. I made a new link from a piece of aluminum, which fixed that issue. The ear proved to be unnecessary. I took off the platen and all the cover plates and did what I could to adjust the inner gears and so on. The spring motor needed a string and winding, which had to be done by winding the thing up and fastening the cord to it. The engineers designed a spring winding mechanism, but I was unable to free up the rusted set screw that locked the winding shaft. Other than that, the thing still works!

I glued the rubber sleeve back onto the wooden platen shaft, and saw that the shaft had been stamped with the date Aug 19, 2012. By the serial number this was the 77,879th of these made. They started production in 1906 and it increased yearly by large leaps. The machine weighs exactly 10kg, and the frame is made of heavy plate steel that is almost indestructible. I put a new spring on the bell, which rings brightly now. All in all this is a very impressive unit, and a testament to the skill of the designers and builders.

I kept notes about the process in a notebook I had, in which I had previously made notes about an interesting book called Fermat’s Enigma, about the history of mathematics. Hence some ruminations on that, typed on the “refurbished” typewriter.

side view
new feet made from wine bungs size 5.5
under renovation
ribbon reversing gearshift lever
the motor housing teeth drive the ribbon winding transmission – like a huge wristwatch mainspring

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Italian Style

Olivetti mechanics in an Underwood body: Italian engineering, American design, made in Spain

Bought this Underwood 450 the other day. It was all stained and dirty but Brasso and Meguires plastic cleaner polished it up nicely. I naturally assumed that since it was an Olivetti inside, it had to be Italian design, but it was not. It is an American design! However, Underwood was owned by Olivetti and so the design had to be Olivetti approved, hence I call it Italian Style! Concurrently, I also found a Borsolino cap at last, as well as an Italian merino wool cardigan. I wanted a Borsolino hat for years but never found one until today. Perhaps if I sit down at the “Italian” typewriter in my Italian Borsolino and Italian Merino (sweater), I will write about how I once saw a dead dog in Venice, and how my life was forever changed.

Me and my Italian clothes
Borsalino- accept no substitute!

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Christmas Greetings

Best Wishes for a Happy Christmas
& a Healthy Prosperous New Year in 2023

WAITING FOR WINTER

When I was a lad in deep dark November
Wishing and hoping and watching for snow
Desperately yearning for ice in December
When once again I’d have somewhere to go

Snowflakes were falling the ice rink was calling
Shovels came out of the shed
Clearing a path from the front to the back
As the snow piled up over my head

The milkman, the bread man, the mailman, the trucks
Ploughing along through the snow
Snowmen and snowballs and hockey pucks
Off to the rink we would go

Along comes Christmas at the end of December
Everyone’s come out to play
Meeting my pals at the rink I remember
Nothing felt better than skating all day

Shopping for presents for Mom and Dad
Wondering what to get them
Mom got some Yardleys and Dad got Old Spice
I never will forget them

March brought the spring and the ice soon melted
Skating was done for the year
But the eternal snow just kept falling and falling
Oh when will the summer be here

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Thrift Store History Lesson

Grand Dixence Dam, Switzerland
Lancaster, England c. 1610

The local St Vincent de Paul thrift store recently moved to a new location closer to our home and so we have been going often in search of whatever may be found. Two interesting unrelated items I picked up for a couple of bucks were an old oil painting of an Alpine scene in a nice frame, along with an old Cadet Officer’s Commission from the County Palatine of Lancaster. Prior to that day I knew nothing whatsoever about County Palatines or the Alpine scene, which the painter identified in handwriting on the back of the painting as being “Grand Dixence”.

Further investigation followed, and I discovered the exact spot from whence the painting sprung, as well as the history of the Grand Dixence, a huge dam high in the Swiss Alps. Here is the painting and a photo I found on line, unquestionably from the same place.

Grand Dixence, the oil painting
Stock photo available on line! I took the free version..

The Grand Dixence dam was built in the 1950’s and is the largest gravity dam in the world. My guess from the top picture is that the painting and photo viewpoint is very likely to be somewhere along the shoreline to the left of the far end of the dam. Just a guess of course.

As for the County Palatine, the certificate I found was in antiquated language granting a commission in the Catholic Cadets to a young man, under the authority of the Lord Lieutenant and Custos Rotulorum of the County Palinate of Lancaster, the Honourable Ughtred James Baron Shuttleworth of Gawthorpe.

Custos Rotulorum means keeper of the rolls in latin, and is an ancient office, being the person who keeps the public records.

Officer’s Commission No 1 Cadet Battalion – Salford Diocesan Catholic Boys x?x
British Royal Coat of Arms

From Wikipedia: Palatinates emerged in England in the decades following the Norman conquest, as various earls or bishops were granted palatine (“from the palace”) powers, i.e. powers of a sort elsewhere exercised by the king. Palatine powers over Lancashire were conferred on the first duke of Lancaster in 1351, at the same time as his promotion from the status of earl. This was only the second dukedom created in England, following that of Cornwall in 1337, which also became associated with palatine powers. The dukedom was united with the Crown on the accession of Henry IV in 1399, but the vast estates of the Duchy of Lancaster were never assimilated into the Crown Estate, continuing even today to be separately administered for the monarch as Duke of Lancaster. The rights exercised through the Duchy, rather than the Crown, included its palatine powers over Lancashire, the last of which were revoked only in 1873. In the county palatine of Lancaster, the loyal toast is to “the King, Duke of Lancaster”

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Sovereign Revival

HARMONY SOVEREIGN MODEL 1203

A couple of weeks ago I found this old 1960’s era Harmony Sovereign guitar for sale at the Sally Ann, cheap! The nut and tuners were gone and the top was damaged, cracked and warped. The bridge was loose and had been bolted into place. But otherwise the rest of it was in reasonable shape.

INJECTING STEAM INTO NECK JOINT
SERIOUS DAMAGE AT THE NECK JOINT
DOVETAIL NECK JOINT

I removed the neck using steam and a special jig. These old Harmony guitars were glued with hide glue, a fortunate thing since that glue dissolves with heat and steam, enabling disassembly. The top was so damaged that I removed it, but upon inspection it was not worth repairing, so I made a new top. They built these tops with so called “ladder bracing”, no doubt to save cost, but they all fail in time because that is a bad design and cannot adequately resist the string tension over many years. To make things worse, ladder bracing may please some ears but it is almost never used anymore because it produces inferior tone in the main opinion. Some folks like it, but I am not a fan. No quality guitars are ever built with ladder bracing these days (that I know of).

OLD TOP WITH MISSING BRACE, CRACKS, & BOLTS!
NEW CEDAR TOP
NEW TOP SHOWING THE BRACES

For the new bracing I went with the V brace design that I’ve used for the last 4 guitars I made. This is a proven design that has lots of advantages over ladder bracing and the common x bracing. For one thing it is extremely simple. It puts the main axis of strength in the same direction as the main deforming forces, which means it is more efficient regarding strength to mass, thus enabling less mass in the bracing. Less mass equals more efficient movement of the soundboard, and more sound, especially in the lower register. The low register is where steel string guitars tend to have problems, because many builders over brace them to ensure that the tops don’t warp under tension, which of course limits the low frequencies that are so desirable. It is not hard to get high frequencies out of a steel string guitar, but good bass is another thing. I like v braces for this reason. However, they are so darned effective that you can easily over design them. Therefore I took the two main braces down to a mere 10mm this time, because on previous guitars of similar size I had to go in after they were built and plane the braces down to around that height in order to loosen up the tops and get the bass going.

INSIDE THE OLD BOX AFTER A LOT OF CLEAN UP
I CHAMFERED THE TAIL BLOCK TO REDUCE THE GLUED SURFACE

After a lot of testing of neck angle and what not I assembled the top, put on binding, and glued the neck back in place. Everything was perfect, but then I had second thoughts about the bridge. My design called for a typical glued on bridge with pins, which I was sure would work well enough. However, while waiting for the new bridge to arrive in the mail, I thought I would test the guitar with a floating bridge and a tailpiece. I had a suitable tailpiece that resembled those from some old Harmony and Stella guitars, and I made a bridge from a piece of maple. After I got it strung up I was pleasantly surprised to find that it sounded great, and very sweet toned with lots of bass. In short, perfectly acceptable for my purpose. So I left it that way. There is very little pressure on the bridge, and yet the guitar has plenty of volume and punch. So much for all those guitar experts who go on and on about break angles. There is no end of pseudo science among guitar nerds and luthiers; so beware of bullsh*t and trust your own ears!

THE ALL NEW OLD HARMONY SOVEREIGN

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Department of Odd Coincidences

Lately I’m into songwriting. I know I should have started earlier if I want to be rich and famous but I was busy. Better late than never, right? Yesterday I was fiddling around on the guitar as usual, waiting for an idea or the beginning of an idea, while putting together various chords. This is how it seems to work for me, messing with chord progressions and imagining a tune to go with them. Sometimes I get ideas for lyrics first and work with that, but this was just some chords. I wrote 16 bars, a common verse length and then waited for further instruction from the subconscious. Somehow this reminded me of a sea song, you know them, lyrical and all about waves and sailors and puking etc. Then it struck me that Charles Darwin spent 5 years at sea on the Beagle, and the poor guy suffered from sea sickness!

So, out came The Ballad of Charles Darwin from nowhere, or so it seemed. With all the ballads about heroes and villains and sad cases, I had never heard of a song about Charles Darwin, so it seemed to be a reasonable idea. After all, the man started a revolution with a book! The odd coincidence happened today, when I found out that today is “Evolution Day”, in recognition of the date of publication of Darwin’s earth shaking book, On The Origin of Species, on November 24, 1859 (On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection).

As of this minute, I’m still working on the song, getting the melody down and messing with various chord substitutions, trying to make it good and also original. But as Mies van der Rohe was said to say: it is better to be good than original. So I try to not be so original that the tune sucks. This applies to architecture and music alike, in my opinion. Of course, to be original and be good is to have the best of everything, a challenging task. I wish I had started writing songs when I was 11, as by now I might have some really good ones. However, I now have the advantage of 60 years of practice on the guitar, as well as a lifetime of experiences to draw on, which is helpful when you want to tell a story.

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Announcing – BOOK BUZZ

Hello everyone! As a proud Dad I am thrilled to announce my son’s new venture – BOOKBUZZ.ORG.

Over a year ago Terry (the bearded one) quit his old job as a software engineer at Amazon and has been working full time building a state of the art search engine devoted to finding books sold by the independent booksellers of the world. There are other book searching sites, but Book Buzz is different; fast, efficient, and simple enough for the least technically inclined. If you think small is beautiful and support local and independent businesses, you will be pleased to learn that Book Buzz is all about that! When you use Book Buzz you will also be supporting Terry and his family (the little ones).

The Blurb

BookBuzz.org is a new search engine for booklovers who want an alternative to Amazon. Our mission is to simplify the process of online shopping for books and to support the independent book community.

You search for the book you want. We display offers from independent bookshops, booksellers and online marketplaces.

We do not display listings from Amazon or its subsidiaries.

Our intelligent search helps you find the exact title that you need. Our search results display the cheapest offer for the book you want. We show new and used copies. Shipping is included in the prices we display.

Features

Bookbuzz searches the databases of its partners such as: ALIBRIS, BIBLIO, BOOKSRUN, BLACKWELL’S, CHRISLANDS, & eBAY, which together comprise a vast number of books from independent sellers down the chain of supply, numbering in the millions. Bookbuzz uses intelligent algorithms to instantly sort and predict the book you are seeking almost as fast as you can type in any keyword. I guarantee you will be impressed! Bookbuzz also features a glossary of terms used in the used book trade, as well as a clear and useful guide to purchasing books.

Last Word

Look for this symbol, and remember the domain is “ORG”. Click the image to go to the site. Thanks for looking!

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In That Case!

On my way out one evening last week I looked in the rear view mirror and what did I see, but one of these! A rare and famed Mercedes 300SL. I wished I could have followed the car but it turned off and was gone. I’ve only ever seen one of these in the wild before, and that was decades ago in Montreal, where the German owner of a local gas station owned one. I can still recall the growl the engine made as the owner roared off in it. Other than that I’ve seen a few here and there, but always in a showroom, never on the road. So the mystery remains as to whose car that was.

Coincidentally, I picked up a fairly rare and famed typewriter last week, and the case reminded me of the car.

Now what does this have to do with that? Maybe nothing! But it struck me that the styling of the case of this typewriter, the 1956 Olympia SM3, was very similar to the style of the Mercedes 300SL of the same era. In any “case”, this particular case didn’t last long because the next version of the SM, #4, had a new box shaped case and that was the end of the “300SL” case, as far as I know. So, make your own mind up about whether or not the typewriter case was inspired by the car or not, but it sure seems suspicious to me. Here’s a front view of the car:

Now do you believe it? Can there be any other explanation? Well, here are some pics of the typewriter that was in the case. It’s a 1956, as I said, and a prime example of good typewriter design, but for the fact that the rubber they used on the platen is invariably rock hard. Why Olympia didn’t use better rubber is puzzling, because Remingtons of 1956 have soft platens even today. I know because I own one and the platen rubber is as soft as a new one. By putting two sheets of heavy paper in the roller, the noise of the slugs hitting the paper is significantly reduced, but the slugs still emboss the paper right through two sheets! As far as ease of use goes, I say this is the best machine ever made by Olympia, surpassing the much praised SM9. If I owned a 300SL I would keep a matching SM3 handy in the trunk as I drove around from cafe to cafe, writing my next novel.

This one came from New York City all the way over to the West Coast of Canada, where it had several owners, one presumes, since I got it from a young woman who bought it used when she was in high school. She didn’t say who owned it previously, but it was an American import according to the plate fixed to the back of it, and of course the vendor label shows the store where it was sold in New York.

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The Smarter Watch ™

A recently released report from STU (South Timbuktu University) had the medical world buzzing with excitement. Researchers in the PI (Purposeless Inquiry) Department claimed to have designed and tested an advanced type of ‘Smarter’ wrist device that utilized Artificial Intelligence to outperform all others and featured a built-in lie detector. However, the excitement arose when the device advised a Beta tester that they had prostate cancer, a function the watch was not designed to do.

The tester immediately went to a hospital where they were rudely informed that this was not scientifically possible in a person who lacked male organs, and were sent away with a measure of scorn and derision leaving them seriously scarred.

The following week the would-be patient sued the hospital for $15,000,000 in damages, claiming insufferable anguish due to the humiliation of being called ‘madam’ by a male nurse with breasts. The hospital countersued for 20 million dollars claiming that the patient’s attitude to the nurse caused said nurse to have a nervous breakdown, leaving the hospital short staffed, since they were the sole qualified nurse filling that role under the rules for gender equality in transsexual nursing.

The watch was sent to a testing lab in California where it was determined that the device could cause prostate cancer in mice. With this new evidence the patient counter-counter-sued for thirty million dollars and ten cents, noting the 10 cents was symbolic of the pain and suffering of mice.

In a counter-counter-counter suit, the hospital offered to donate one hundred dollars to a mouse centered charity and to remove the patient’s prostate at no cost under the condition that they appear in a hospital sponsored TV ad for drug addiction treatment that offered one free session with a board certified beautician and a bus ticket to the next county.

The patient settled for prostate removal, along with the free beauty consultation and a bus ticket, and was able to go home immediately after surgery with their prostate in a sealed metal container marked with a warning that it had to be buried six feet underground. The “Smarter Watch ™” device was returned to STU-PID for further testing where it was determined that the lie-detection function was wired in reverse. One co-inventor stated that they were tweaking it and expected that the second generation would be more accurate.

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